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Die Hipster Die Hipster

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Well....

Did I understand the story? No. Did I understand what they were saying? No. Did I like the ending? No. Was it interesting? Yes. Did it make me keep playing? Yes. Did I enjoy the artwork? Yes. Did I overall like the game. Sure why not.


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Kill Justin Beaver Kill Justin Beaver

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Could be better... Great idea though!

I hate Justin Bieber. Throughout this game I found myself saying "Take that bitch!" but, the gameplay wasn't amazing. You know what I mean? I felt like this should have expanded or at least could have expanded alot more. How about making a very in depth sequel where he is first on a basic small stage and you throw bottles at him and once his health runs out you get to go on stage and beat him with your fists or a bottle. Then he runs onto a bigger stage ( this is saying as he gets more famous we hate him more ), now we have a knife and you know same thing and at the end we beat him with the knife and he runs off to a new stage a gun and shoot at him and then get on stage and beat him with then gun and then when you go to shoot him point blank he runs off. Then the game can change format and turn into a sharpshooter where he is at a huge concert moving around and what not and you have one shot and if you don't make the kill the security he finally has will kill you if you shoot and miss. Then a whole dramatic cutscene of him collapsing after the shot and how all the people scatter and how the Beiber empire fails and then maybe a free mode could be unlocked where you just beat him with an array of weapons. Put all that into a better looking sequel and I will give you a 10 out of 10.


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Bobby's adventure Bobby's adventure

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Fun game and all...

Its actually entertaining but I have a few questions... He had to go out there to get to his camping spot which by the way he camped alone and never noticed all the spikes everywhere and the weird guard guys with guns... I mean honestly how long was he camping that these guys could set up spikes and a secret facility. Another thing is that why does this guy feels he has to go out and blow up this place... The fact that he thinks he has to kill all these guards before he knows about the evil experimenting... There was really no story line and no real motivation towards the games plot but other then that it was a fun game with simple gameplay and simple story


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Have Faith Have Faith

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Seeing the message...

Personally I can truly see the message. See the point is when you simply stop and press "A" and "L" your doing it cause your impatience but to cure your impatience you must wait five seconds and be patient which isn't really fair which is why you get such a feeling of 'This wasn't really worth it' but when you do it on your own your own self struggle to finish this task is eventually solved by your own working giving you a feeling of 'This was well worth it even though it was so difficult' and you get that feeling because you resolved it. The real message is faith solves your true problems but solving it yourself may put you through stressful and difficult times but it makes you feel you truly earned it. So do you want it to be over already or do you want its real reward is the question.



Pee Man - The Game Pee Man - The Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Whats up with...

Whats up with the ending? Your trying to tell me after all that flying around with pee that he is going to WALK home!


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Legend of JOHNNY Legend of JOHNNY

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I promise This is Front Page.

This will go on front page and fast.


I-smel responds:

Y'know I wouldn't be too upset if it didn't.

+The icon doesn't show up right cos they haven't updated the icons to 140x90 yet n I can't change it, so it'd look dumb anyway.


Newgrounds SIM v 1.2 Newgrounds SIM v 1.2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I became an Admin!

Awesome game. Really the thing is just make it past the point where you have stickers then keep going and going making flash and all that until you are the best. I became an Administrator. Awesome. I became an Admin on day 1001.



Apples in the Tree Apples in the Tree

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Walkthrough Basics.

For those who cannot make it past anything here is a way to do everything. First go home and sleep. Wait for it to go white and do everything possible in dream world. Then when you wake up go to your wardrobe and get the guitar and give it to that mean kid. Go into the house next to him and go down. Run through until at the tree. Next day. Open wardrobe and open lock. Leave and run into the cave. Don't drown it only wastes time. Make it outside keep running until at tree. Next day. Go back into the tall house and get on roof then jump off to the cliff beside it then take elevator. Run until make it to tree. Last day. Go other direction and go under ground. It will be flooded so make it across. You will find the Monster. He will take you to the tree. Depending on your behavior the endings will be different. Now here is how to get the medals.

1. Mrs.Nice Girl - Just do favors don't smash pumpkins. Be nice.
2. When your evil - Opposite of Nice Girl. Smash Pumpkins. When it rains go to forest and then rescue the girls cat. The cat should be dead.
3. Coward - When you make it to the monster run past him and get into the boat.
4. Smashing Pumpkins - Smash EVERY pumpkin. Even the one in the basement of the bug house.
5. Skull beneath the Skin - Give mean kids guitar. Use key to unlock your safe in your wardrobe and put on the mask.
6. Dreamer - Go to bed and sleep till screen goes white then go to every path by falling asleep once for every path.
7. Tornado of Souls - In dream world go to path farthest to your right and just keep running. Don't forget to get Ozzy's wife on your way to the Hanger.
8. Children of the grave - When dreaming go to the path that goes straight down on the right.
9. FAN NUMBER 1 - When in Children of the Grave go to your left and give Ozzy his wife which you got in Tornado of Souls.
10. Goodnight Demon Slayer - Dream world path on far right and kill every little demon by smashing them.
11. The Beast of Pirate Bay - Go to the Dream world path under water. Run and jump over little gorge then make it to the key. Jump down the next gorge and swim across until you make it the land and open the gate then heal all of the beast's wounds. He will then eat you.


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Alice is Dead - Ep 3 Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I had Higher expectations.

After playing games 1 and 2 with all that mystery only to get that ending is just a little disappointing. You know you went all in depth with the whole
!::! SPOILER ALERT !::! Oystercloud thing and the daddy and the experiments and the raining fish plus those phone numbers and all that just for Rabbit to be shot dead and Mary Ann to kill Mr. Queen in his car. I thought it should have gone into shooting the Oystercloud and hunting the Queen in that parking lot. You know a real challenge. The game was really good but I expected much more from you. !:: SPOILER END ::!

My Real review has to be 9/10 because of the lack of story that we all wanted and the little challenge we required.



Running MAN - 2 Running MAN - 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I have a question.

Why is the running man running? Just curious here. I mean this whole thing seems pointless but why is the running man running? Is it a marathon that went wrong so he went to another weird dimension or is it like Forest Gump except he ran into a vortex? So many possibilities for a story line. Maybe he ran into a story line that forced him to run some more or it would vaporize him! Maystudio should consider listening to my ideas for this game.